Now not just a seller of English.

Yes, I've been making money on the side teaching English.

And now the university wants me. More specifically, to take pictures of me. To sell the university.

I should edit the above line sometime.

Especially since this site is being indexed by google now.

Hmm....

Mr. Frog was there at the shoot.

So you're technically a model now.

It's not my profession.

You teach 'English' on the side, that makes you a tutor, yes?

*CLICK*

I used to drive on the side for petrol money - that doesn't make me a 'driver'.

The problem with you is that there's nothing straight forward. No definitions, no absolutes, no standards, nothing. The only thing I can see is some drive towards self preservation, but a common garden worm has that too.

You've lost me.

No allegiances. You will  jump ship at the first sight of a better one. Hey! Look at the photographer and smile.

What on earth are you taking about?

*CLICK*

You're shilling for the business department whereas you got yourself a psychology degree.

There's no link between the two?

My point is, is that most people find comfort in consistency. Not so much with you.

This is an odd conversation.

I get that a lot. Comes from me being imaginary I guess.

*CLICK*

So tell me again, why you've chosen to appear when I'm being photographed for a university booklet about why it's good to come to Ajou University?

(He starts to sing a tune...) Memphis, we're on a mission. We traveled half way around the world for more than a wishin'. Somebody point us, to the right direction. We've only got a scrap of paper for instructions...

Hey, I remember that song!

(I have to turn my head and look at the camera and after the sound of the shutter, I look back to find him gone.)

daisung.